- Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's
- There's too much blood in my caffeine system
- A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- It tastes like burning
- Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
- May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
- Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful
- I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
- Love me ore leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??
- Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
- Life Gives A Man Many Chances But Death Not !
- On the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses
- I Study Much But I Never Study My Self Yet.
- A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
- If I am what I eat them I am cheap, quick, and easy
- Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
- Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
- We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
- I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
- We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd
- More and more of our imports come from overseas...
- On the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses
- Now i am staring at your Door Me & My Last Cigarette
Weird MSN Nick Names
Weird MSN Nick Names
Welcome to our Weird Msn names collection! This collection has all the Weird Msn names. You can use these names for some fun with your friends or just to have a laugh! Just look through the collection of names below and when you find one you like, copy it and set it as your name for MSN Messenger.
Lists of Weird Msn names for you to use on your MSN and to make your Screen name more better, Choose a good name and then goto the Nick Name maker section to make it more better you can See the Nick name maker page by clicking here