Funny MSN Nick Names Page 2

My mother told me not to talk to stranger, I odn't talk to myself anymore!
Every step you take, Every move you make, I'll be missin' you!
Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume!
I only play soccer on days that end in y!
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
Dont steal, the government hates competition
Bithes aint shit
I Am Laughing At Your Nick Name
I Am A Contract Killer. I Kill People For Money.You Are My Friend I Will Kill You For Nothing.
Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power
It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean
I'm SOOOO hot that when I go Outside The Snow Melts
Guys Are Like Lays Chips.......Betcha Cant Have Just One
Beer Is Good, Beer Is Great, When You Drunk It's Easy To Find A Mate
I May Not Be A Flinstone But I Sure Can Make Your Bed-Rock
When I Walk In The Room All The gUys Look In My Direction... BUt Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Prefection
Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night
Inspect MY gadget
There used to be men on dis earth ... what happened?
Why is it i must climb thousands of moutains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile
Love must be a game that I always loose
Moving on is simple... its what u leave behind thats so hard
How can I get over you.. when your all I ever think about
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but u hunnie can kiss my ass!
It takes a few second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye
Love is hell
Life has treated me like a baby treats it's diaper
If u cant deal wid it .. dont pretend
Dont walk in front of me ... i may not follow. dont walk behind me i may not lead, just walk beside me and be my buddy
Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well get dressed up
Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you
Never say sorry 4 what you meant to do
while me and my girls be shakin our hips there be them boys lickin their lips
I'm not cryin cos he dumped me, im cryin cos i want him back
Please be careful wid my heart becos there aint much left cos you've torn it all apart
Look in my eyes ... look in my heart .. look in my soul ... ur da one who tore it all apart
Im falling for you ... please catch me
There's not enough hours in da day to do all da bitchin i need to do
Itz not da length and its not da size, it how many times u can make it rise!
I was born in da heavens , up in da sky, sent down to earth to put a tingle in ur thigh!
If doing IT is bad ... then why does It feel so good?
Why is it EVERYONE thinks we're perfect for eachother but ur the only one who cant see that?
You thort u had him, u thort he woz yours, ha ha thats funny cos he dont mess wid whores
That hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back
If i had a star for each time i thought about u i would have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hands
Its not my fault i fell for ___________, he tripped me
Life's too short to date ugly guyz
Sharing is caring, and I don't care!
I live in heaven where dreams come tru, but if they are supposed to then y am I not wid u?
Hey gurl, you boy came back to my place last night, damn he's fine, I was his six and damn gurl he was my nine
I had a party last night, you didnt come .. but ur boy did ... twice
Roses are red violets are blue you thought I was in love with you , when you dumped me you thought I cried but honey I had another guy
Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young
Make love not war, on the bed, not the floor
You've heard my name, seen my face, aaw all you poor ass lil bitchiz could neva take my place
Girl dont flaunt it, cause i dont want it
I can see you ova there just chilin wid your gurlfriends, cant believe your by urself... You shuld be here with me
I see you lookin at me, i can tell dat your feelin me, so how bout you dance wid me
I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard
Any guy who can put up wid my shit deserves an award
I heard you braggin bout da first time we kissed... hunny I only did it cause I was pissed!
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and ill show you some power
If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate
You can do it put ur back into it, i can do it put ur ass into it tick tick booooom!
If you feel da world shake, dunt worry it's only me makin ur man's heart break
Hunny, i got style and I got pride you betta strap your man down othawise imma gonna giv him a ride
Some call me a slut, some call me a hoe, but they scream my name louder than you all know
At first you dissed me, now u wanna kiss me, ahahaha u missed me
If there lipstick on your mans colla, you can bet your last dolla, I made him holla
I eat my homeword because it was a piece of cake
A wise men once said...I Dont know go ask a women!
No actors, no scripts, reharsal... Just LIFE!
Sweet yet loud, imma cutie and proud
Im busy... your ugly... cya
Save santa a trip... be naughty with me!
Im smiling cause your my sista, and laughing cause you cant do anything about it
What you see is what u dont get, so drool on, dream on, move on
Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed
True love dont have a happy ending, true love dont have no ending
If I aint in love with you , what am I going trough?
Don't wait to tell da person you love with all your heart that u love them cos u could miss your chance
Candy Canes r yummy, lollipops are good, my baby loves me, just like he should
Friends Are Like Stars... You cant always see them but you know there always there
Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have.
Some Guyz Are Nice, SOme Guys Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
Some Girls Are Nice, SOme Girls Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
Don't Denie It Until You Try It!
Its A Shark In My Bathroom
Now i am staring at your Door Me & My Last Cigarette

Funny MSN Nick Names

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