- If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
- A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!
- Trying is the first step towards failure
- If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
- If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
- The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
- I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
- Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
- I'm the girl your parents warned you about.
- Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
- I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet.
- Aah ko chayee ek umar asar honey tak.Kaun jitta hai tere zulf key sar honay tak.
- I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
- I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
- I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
- One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky .
- I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)
- The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
- :S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S
- (L) Love is like quicksand? the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)
- Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
- Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
- My calculations are U+ME=US!
- (B) Don?t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)
- The rich get richer and the poor get children
- I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
- Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
- Fat people are harder to kidnap
- My door is always open so feel free to leave
- Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
- I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
- You're unique, just like everyone else....
- Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
- Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
- Don't be impressed by anyone make yourself that people should be impressed by you!
- Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
- Diamonds are a girls best friend
- I may be blonde but im not stupid
- Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
- He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
- I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
- Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
- Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
- The higher you are, the farther you fall
- A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
- There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks
- If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
- I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen...
- You gotta be rich to get this bitch
- Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it!
- If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
- Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
- I want to be a millionaire!
- The only thing duck tape, tylenol and band-aid can't fix is you!
- B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous!
- If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
- The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
- Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.