- Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children
- Oh my god, you killed Kenny!
- Panties aren't a mans best friend, but they are next to it
- Statistics are used by people who have no proof
- Divorce: from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet
- You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!
- If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you
- In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king
- Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
- I like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a Consultant
- Mental Health is overrated
- Cool Man ! But Dont Get Freeze
- Be The Change You Wish To See
- All generalizations are false
- A clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind
- This isn't school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting
- The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
- Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
- Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is full already
- War does not determine who is right... but who is left
- If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
- If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
- In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm?
- I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
- Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
- You can better lose a lover than love a loser
- 3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
- I'm only crazy when other people cant standthat I'm right
- Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit
- Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
- Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
- Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
- All good boys and girls will go to heaven thats y i wasnt invited
Cool MSN Nick Names
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Cool MSN Nick Names
Welcome to our Cool msn names collection! This collection has all the Cool msn names. You can use these names for some fun with your friends or just to have a laugh! Just look through the collection of names below and when you find one you like, copy it and set it as your name for MSN Messenger.
Lists of Cool msn names for you to use on your MSN and to make your Screen name more better, Choose a good name and then goto the Nick Name maker section to make it more better you can See the Nick name maker page by clicking here
